Sunday, December 23, 2012

Kate Middleton very sexy in naked








Whats the big deal?  She’s hot, she’s got a bod, and she certainly ain’t fat.  You have to add the not fat comment these days because it’s become acceptable to be a chunker in the world of porn these days.  Hey..don’t look at me..I don’t make the rules and  besides fat chicks seems to be the best the world of porn can come up with these days anyway.  What is it that they say?  Don’t hate the messenger..hate the girls who ate one to many Big Macs.  Anyway Kate Middleton is not eating Big Macs, or Whoppers, or for all the west coast people, In & Out burgers.  She is eating pure sexy and  what I would give to stick my face in her wonderful twat…its more like what wouldn’t I give.  If only I could get in on that sandwich with her…I would cum and go to heaven.  Just saying.  I actually have to say this for some of my short bus readers.  NO!! the picture is not real.  It’s a fake you retard ( as I offend the people who dedicate their lives to helping the mentally challenged).  Just shut up and click on the damn pic it gets bigger..just like your cock will when you see it.  I know if I had a cock it would already be hard and doing its best to get a up close and personal look for itself.  But sadly I don’t.  Anyway this is how I would like to see her..up close..in person..nude…I better stop or I will get out of control.
OK yesterday I said I would put something up that wasn’t my own junk and I use the word junk lightly.  Most would have a more choice word or words for my posts.  Anyway here you go.  Its from a very sexy and extremely pretty Kristina Rose.  At the very least you should check her out just because she is smoking hot.  In addition she has a awesome top ten reasons why she doesn’t like fucking male pornstars.  Some of it rings so true it makes me smile just thinking about it.  No before you go and get your little boy panties into a bunch she isn’t talking about the average Joe I grab and put in a video.  She is talking about the guys who actually make a go of it for a living.  So pull up your Donald Duck Under Roo’s  and check it out.  Her blog is linked through the title.  No, I have never met her, odds are I never will, and I am positive she has zero idea I even exist much less know of me.   I just like her fuck you , in your face,  Daniel Tosh style approach to things.  So enjoy and check her stuff out.
The first thing you do after you read an atrocious story about how the Paparazzi took pictures of a topless Kate Middleton while she was on holiday is shake yer head and say, "Thats terrible the poor gurl needs to be able to take her clothes off in public without a photographer a mile away taking pictures of her."

The second thing you do is look for those pictures ..... just to see how bad the invasion of privacy really is ...... oh and to look at her tits.
The palace is taking legal action and the BBC’s Nicolas Witchell said he’d never seen the palace so angry. Not for ages anyway. The last time the palace was that angry was when the press revealed that Princess Diana was having mental problems and had thrown herself down the palace stairs..........but she was fine though because she landed on Princess Margaret who was crawling up them at the time.


The BBC’s Royal correspondent Witchell said that the palaces anger reflected Prince Williams’s feelings on the matter. The Prince has every right to be furious, they’ve only been married a few months and as Kate is so shy he hasn’t even seen her boobs yet. That’s why he’s ordered a copy of Closer to look at as soon as they get home from their trip.


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